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GOAT

The Lebron James of ice cream.

Messina Pistachio Praline

I never really understood the hype behind Messina. The times I bought stuff from their shops I was often disappointed.

But then this one came along. And it certainly doesn't disappoint.

Messina
'Pistachio Praline'

Delicious

I'm pretty strict about which ice creams I put in here.

Norco Classic Cookie Dough

Formerly the GOAT before Messina started selling in Woolworths. This might still be my favourite. Because I like chocolate.

Norco
'Classic Cookie Dough'

Bulla Choc Chip

A really good double choc ice cream.

Bulla
'Choc Chip'

Bulla Vanilla Bean

The best vanilla ice cream you can buy from supermarkets.

Bulla
'Vanilla Bean'

Messina Dulce De Leche

Dulce de Leche is a milk-caramel sort of thing, and I understand that that may not be everyone's preference. Anyway, great texture, strong flavour with no weird aftertaste. 8.5/10

Messina
'Dulce De Leche'

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie

Really strong chocolate, kind of tastes like chocolate mousse or like chocolate cake batter. Big fan.

Really tough/dense though - it bent my spoon.

Ben & Jerry's
'Chocolate Fudge Brownie'

Ben & Jerry's Phish Food

Maybe Ben & Jerry's is just good at chocolate ice cream. This just tastes like a double choc ice cream, although it says there's other stuff like marshmallow in there but I can't taste it.

Ben & Jerry's
'Phish Food'

Good

Most ice creams will go in here. Because most ice creams are good.

Bulla Cookies & Cream

This one's been my go-to for a little while. Very comforting.

Bulla
'Cookies & Cream'

Ben & Jerry's Triple Caramel Chunk

I dunno about triple caramel I don't think that's how caramel works. Tastes very good. The little bits of chocolate are nice. 8/10

Ben & Jerry's
'Triple Caramel Chunk'

Messina Hazelnut Praline

Not as good as the hazelnut flavour you can get at the real Messina shops. Still good.

Messina
'Hazelnut Praline'

Bulla Vanilla & Boysenberry

Thoroughly enjoyed this one. Really good.

Bulla
'Vanilla & Boysenberry'

Connoisseur Cookies & Cream

The ice block version of this is GOAT tier. For whatever reason when they put it in a tub it's just good.

Connoisseur
'Cookies & Cream'

Violet Crumble Choc Honeycomb

The ice cream itself tastes really good. The crunchy bits of honeycomb are a bit too crunchy. Overall 8/10.

Violet Crumble
'Choc Honeycomb'

Much Moore Awesome Foursome Cravings

There's four flavours in here but I'm ranking them as one entity. Flavours are vanilla, choc cookies, choc chip cookie dough, and salted caramel. Overall nothing special, but not bad at all. 7/10.

Much Moore
'Awesome Foursome: Cravings'

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Pretty boring. Cookie bits taste good. 7/10

Ben & Jerry's
'Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough'

Bulla Salted Caramel & Vanilla

Nothing ground-breaking, but tastes good. A little boring I guess but who cares.

Bulla
'Salted Caramel & Vanilla'

Bulla Mint Choc Chip

One time I ate this with a whisk!

Bulla
'Mint Choc Chip'

Connoisseur Café Grande

Look. I didn't really like this one. But that doesn't mean it's bad. It's probably good. I just don't like coffee. And that's okay. I think.

Connoisseur
'Café Grande'

Less Good

I don't really think any ice creams are bad. Some are just worse than others. That's these ones. These are worse than others.

Norco Ultimate Vanilla

Putting this one low just because this is a "premium" vanilla, but there are "budget" vanillas that taste better.

Norco
'Ultimate Vanilla'

Messina Super Flan

Vanilla custard gelato with dulce de leche. It tastes like custard which I find off-putting. People out there probably love this, but it's not for me.

Messina
'Super Flan'

Norco Caramel Choc Honeycomb

Didn't like this one. Had to dilute the taste by doing 1 part this to 1 part chocolate ice cream. Took a while to get through the full 2L.

Norco
'Caramel Choc Honeycomb'

Ben & Jerry's The Tonight Dough

Pretty much just putting this low to remind myself to not buy it. It's not bad, there's just way too much going on. I don't need six different flavours competing for my attention in each scoop.

Ben & Jerry's
'The Tonight Dough'

Connoisseur Roasted Hazelnut & Chocolate

Would be one of the best if it didn't taste so synthetic. Don't know if they used hazelnut extract or what but it has a very stong, unpleasant aftertaste.

Connoisseur
'Roasted Hazelnut & Chocolate'

Norco Minecraft Candy Apple Explosion

Really really sweet. Synthetic apple flavour with popping candy sprinkled throughout. Taste is fine, it's just too sweet. Also it's this toxic looking green colour which is off-putting.

Norco + Minecraft
'Candy Apple Explosion'

Connoisseur Honeycomb & Australian Honey

Just kind of boring. The 'honey' is just sugar syrup. And I guess there's little fake honeycomb pieces in there technically. There's, like, 3 of them.

Connoisseur
'Honeycomb & Australian Honey'